Not like wore an underwear for 2 days. I mean the absolute most disgusting thing you’ve ever done that would make most people say wtf

  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
    8·
    5 days ago

    As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

    That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
      13·
      5 days ago

      I’m less disgusted and more intrigued by the mechanics of it.

      I think if we found a way to get horny teenagers to try and fuck quantum mechanics, we’d have unified QM with gravity by now.

      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
        5·
        5 days ago

        Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

        Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.