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With the profit margins on alcohol you really don’t need to be rich in it. The issue is acquiring a license to sell it.

But really, when you buy a single shot at a bar, (price and liquor dependent, ofc), it generally pays for 1/4 to 1/2 of the entire bottle, considering the bottles are normally purchased in bulk.

When I was bartending years ago we’d get bottles of Jameson whiskey for ~$15 a bottle, then sell shots for $5.00 each. 3 1.5oz shots sold from a 750ml bottle paid for the whole bottle and left another 14.5 shots to sell.

Best decision I ever made.

I’ll still smoke some weed and occasionally (rarely) other things, but next month marks 4 years without alcohol and holy shit life is so much better.

It was tough at first, but entirely worth it.

Weed might be different, but please note that gold coins are solid and that attempting to dive into them like Mr. McDuck did will likely end in serious injury or death.

If the former occurs, I’m sure you’d be able to afford the medical bills, though.

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Oof yes and don’t get me started on roundabouts.

Actually, I’m a Nancy!

I want this to still exist

“Department / Corporate Retreat”

As in, “we’re holding our annual corporate retreat next Wednesday! It’ll be offsite, you’re all required to be there, and we’ll be spending the day having a 6 hour meeting about absolutely nothing, just like we do every year. But dont worry, when we’re done we’ll play a game no one wants to play, or do a craft no one wants to do, but everyone will pretend they enjoy it because if they don’t, they’re not ‘team players.’”

This year, our day-long-nothing-meeting was about how management is working to secure everyone’s jobs despite budget cuts, and we have nothing to worry about. Then we took a personality quiz that said I was a character from Stranger Things. Then the next day, they told me I’m getting laid off and have 3 months left at the company.

Fucking RETREATS are so relaxing.

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The name for my imaginary band is: The Cuban Sandwich Crisis

But I’ve also got a list of names as I come up with them.

Favorite already taken band name: Youth in Asia

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We bought a giant bag of plastic springs and one of ours loves to play fetch with them

Idk what a local store is here. Everything is a chain.

Food? Publix or Winn-Dixie. Thats about it, save for the Asian market on the corner and a once a week farmers market that I never seem to be able to attend.

Meds? CVS or Walgreen’s. We have a local pharmacy, insurance doesn’t cover them.

Electronics? Best buy. There’s no mom and pop computer store

Furniture / clothing / household items? Thrift stores maybe?

Big Box stores didn’t just reduce mom and pops in my area, it killed them.

The only non-chain stores are for niche products like a smoke shop, the aforementioned Asian market, restaurants, and entertainment venues.