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you can guarantee that at least one time travel willeth have ridden a dinosaur at some point

I think that might be a convenient myth used to gloss over the power imbalance that led to women being used as such

*Teleports into the middle of the Black Plague. Starts handing out lifesaving antibiotics in plastic pop pill sachets*

“Uhhh, a normal product from the East… yes…”

Those last two might require some careful planning on where to be to witness those events safely

I mean he disappears for a few days after and seems good afterwards before vanishing forever, so chances are you were there and you intervened

right? walk a mile in the average person’s footsteps.

Though I’m now imagining some weird guy bursting into my house in strange garb, just as I’m about to go to work, excitedly pointing at my vacuum cleaner, and the bills on my table, and exclaiming “this is brilliant!”

Ah yeah, spa treatments work wonders. I often wonder what path Hitler would have taken if he had a decent steam room, instead of all those amphetamines he was taking…

“what would you do if your basic needs were met?”
“chill the fuck out”

seems like a solid answer to me no joke

'“Live and let live” he writes. Father, does that mean “Die and make Die also applies?”

Wait I thought it was just a world without Hitler

Right? Where all our words came from - historians wiykd have a field day

Write your own bible with the truth, distribute it to safe locations like Constantinople, Alexandria, and Baghdad.

I genuinely think I fixed my ADHD with coffee. I know exactly how dumb that sounds, but I genuinely think it’s true. Sorry about your shitty parents. Hope they had their good moments.

Or 1337?

That’d take a long time unless you skip ahead a few years every now and then

I wouldn’t mind being there at the end of the children’s crusade, at the edge of the Mediterranean, as scores of kids wait for it to part. I’d just be there with a table and a chair, selling them Yo-yos

Bring him back to the future with you

Put on fake ears and paint yourself green

It might just be a bistro