I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren’t afraid of him.

I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.

Someone with no butts on their butt, that’s who.

I’ve just reviewed your mod log and I’m pretty sure the problem is you.

They’ve always got evidence that they’re going to show us… soon.

Not today.

But soon.

They can’t say when.

Only that it’ll be soon.

Soon.