Fine, let’s do it your way.

Close to five hours of time difference versus twelve hours.

One was rather disruptive to say the least. The other would be either catastrophical, or be regarded as a joke.

Of course we won’t hear any dissent about the Chinese time zone! We wouldn’t hear any dissent about China!

You can’t be serious. There’s no way we can compare something that spans two hours both ways with something that spans twelve hours.

What’s the point of having the same time zone when people are not going by it?

Like, “hey when you go to Singapore you gotta pay attention as the shops open at 22:00 and close at 13:00”!

because despite all the technological advancement, we still live enclosed in this self-ambulatory lumps of flesh that crave the sun.

If you get rid of Telegran, at least you’d only have one shitty messenger instead of two.

Grav CMS?

I was so sad to hear about it getting canceled. It wasn’t too long after the release of season 2.

The OA

Or until you get speared by the native tribe.

pulling myself up by my bootstraps

Probably do crime. Can’t get a real job so might as well. At least nobody would be able to identify me. I’d probably try to establish a crime sindicate while at it. Would be cool to be a crime lord without an identity.

I think what would happen is that Stansfield and Leon would go all in to settle their beef while the other two stand on the sideline being confused.

That life is truly a neverending struggle. Sure, you get to enjoy some of that struggle, and you can take a break every now and then. Nevertheless, the only time you’re truly free from it is when you’re dead.

No, I don’t plan to end it immaturely. Please don’t put me on suicide watch. I still have my people to take care of. 😅

Glad to know you found my advice somewhat insightful lmao

Did she seem to enjoy it for the moment at least? It won’t just magically give her all the confidence tho.

Did it work?

Oh, Fuhrer…

How about Inspector Gordon vs Stansfield?

One is the most heroic cop in the universe, the other is the most psychopathic one. Both played by Garry Oldman.

Edit: Also all the characters of Joaquin Phoenix in battle royale. Was thinking of at least The Caesar, The Joker, and Beau.

Nah, probably just some marketing intern who didn’t understand the assignment.

AI would just create a super-saturated 3D images with pseudo-latin texts.

Probably kiss her in the area she’s insecure of when you’re making love. Throw some complements while at it.