If there’s not a child crying by the end, did you really even drive the bumper cars?

The Council of Ricks is now suing you for copyright infringement.

The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

The fact that you can follow along & offer a different perspective counts for more than you think, because it shows that you understand.

The worst is the people who think they’re the smartest person in the room, don’t understand what anyone is trying to explain to them, and insist on doing everything their way.