DUMBASS

Just a minute, baitin.

Ahhh that explains it lol. Fair enough.

Nah I was just making fun of how weird your comment sounded.

Time to put the spliff down brother.

Superstore is the worst representation of retail work, I think they did about a week’s worth of work max during the entire series.

One of the better ones is a British show called Trolled, they at least show them doing some form of actual retail work, still shenanigans, but they never leave the store to do them besides one or 2 episodes, plus it’s a damn good comedy.

Retail workers spending the day doing shenanigans while barely doing any work, I’d kill for time to do some stupid time wasting shit.

Sorry I can’t join your impromptu wedding for two workers whose name I forgot.

I got banned from the monkey section of the zoo because I kept tickling the feet of those little old man looking monkeys.

Hell yeah I do and now my meat is always cooked to perfection!

Don’t be a dick.

Legalise it, regulate the growing and selling of it and kill the green market.

Edit: I just noticed it kinda looks like the “Do something” meme character.

I have a line tattooed on my leg, I lived with a guy who had a tattoo setup, one day I was home alone, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllly fuckin drunk and stoned, so I decided to tattoo myself, did a little nirvana face thing, then, while I had the tattoo gun in my hand, resting on my leg, I passed out, my foot pressed the pedal and I tattooed a thick line in my leg, woke up as second after and just left it.

I only ever tattooed myself when I was kind of drunk from then on.