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1 day agoBefore enlightenment, caffeinate and defecate.
After enlightenment, caffeinate and defecate.
“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
-Yogi Berra
Before enlightenment, caffeinate and defecate.
After enlightenment, caffeinate and defecate.
Drink enough coffee to shit before leaving the house.
And use 1 ply with no bidet?
Savages.