Why’s that?

I believe that was what they were going for.

Yeah. If I think the person isn’t being a dick I apologise.

I dunno if this counts, but I am excited for the Coronation Street/Emmerdale collaboration. Even though I hate both.

Briefcase wanker.

It might be just a story, but I’ve read several times about someone telling someone speaking Welsh in Wales “we speak English here”.