The song currently playing on repeat in my head is Send in the Clowns by Insane Clown Posse.

When there’s too much hatred in the world
When the public makes you wanna hurl
When you realize all you feel is pain
When you always lose while the rest gain
When you feel alone in a crowded room
When the only thing you crave is doom
When you gotta get high to survive
That’s the only time you feel alive
When between your ears is a hurricane
You gotta fantasize she knows your name
When you don’t believe and they say “try”
All the cool shit you’ve done are lies
When causing you pain makes them feel good
They would kill you and walk if they could
When makin’ sense makes no sense at all
Is when you hold the grease paint stick and draw that smile
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA–

Oh, like if you have investments and stuff. OK, makes sense.

Just curious, for what type of circumstances would you need an accountant on retainer?