Boomer Humor Doomergod

Technoblade.

I’d watched him with my kids for years. He’s an amazing player and a really smart guy. I got my kid a leather bound copy of “The Art of War” because of the Potato Wars. Our shared love of video games, especially Minecraft, kept me involved with them during a pretty bad divorce.

So when they came to me, tears in their eyes, I wept as well. Because he was a connection to my children. And I wept for Technodad, as any other father would.

Congrats on 20 mill, Techno. May you never die.

A manual coffee grinder from about 1910.

I figure I need it because if the electric’s broke I’ll need coffee to fix it.

I always use one and the feeling when the meat just kisses the done temperature while it’s resting is almost as good as sex.

Depends on the application. Sriracha is good on hard boiled eggs, but Texas Pete is better on Mac and cheese.

Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.