Mister Neon

If I got billions of dollars at this point how could I not throw a little at the owls. I would feel guilty everyday I open my subscriptions.

1. I would set up a program where the teachers in Philadelphia public schools would have their school supplies highly subsidized by myself.

2. The local food banks would receive five figure donations directly from myself.

3. I would look into water retention and distribution in drought stricken parts of Mexico. If I could help I would leverage my money effectively to make sure humans have access to safe drinking water in the region. If acting directly would cause harm I would fund researchers until an appropriate solution could be found.

4. Create an app that teaches the indigenous languages of the Americas while hiring native speakers for accuracy.

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5. Donate to an owl sanctuary.

I’m an out of work web developer, so in theory if I starve to death then I’ll have to quit the internet.

You could learn to draw.

If I cared about karma I would be on Reddit instead of here.