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The game “Heat.”

I wanna swim in a giant vault of weed the way Scrooge McDuck swam in gold coins.

Dave’s Gourmet Creamy Garlic Red Sauce.

I would totally fuck me.

Imagine having the power but not the ability because you’re the last one left.

I only really need to for chicken.

If I start to itch all the time, all over, and there’s no associated rash anywhere: it means I have been too depressed to bathe and need to wash.

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”

Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.

The same as a random villager NPC from 3e.

Even a level 1 PC is like 3 times better than a non-adventuring NPC.

I tried Temu and Wish around the same time and had mostly the same experience:

Tons of misrepresented garbage, often with varying prices for the same, exact product, that you may or may not even receive after several months.

I’ve imported things from other countries before, even China, using other services such as eBay and never had it take the better half of a year to receive anything, and I almost always got what I expected. These sites suck even for trying to get cheap crap.

I kinda want to know how Max Brooks would have concluded World War Z now, after COVID, since it was based on theoretical data about how quickly the world would stop a pandemic, so the zombie shit only lasted a few weeks in the book.

Any book?

I choose to be God from the Holy Bible.

I can’t think of a single negative consequence of legalizing marijuana here, while the positives are numerous such as earning the state more money and people having alternatives for pain management that isn’t a highly addictive opioid.

It’s only a fetish if it becomes the primary (or only) source of arousal. Having preferences isn’t a fetish. I am pansexual, but lean more toward preferring men. This does not mean I fetishize men.

Just channel your inner GG Allin and shit on stage.

I don’t play Balatro but from what I know about it, the game probably uses it correctly, unless it has nothing to do with, like, playing two cards that work better when used together.

In corpo speak. I’ve seen it used as a synonym for “energy.” Like after the crowd quiets down, “Wow! The synergy in the air tonight is electric!” makes me cringe so hard.

Plenty. I live in a fairly conservative part of California so many places I’ve worked at, I have to listen to bigotry in all forms all fucking day long from all the other guys around me.

“What’s something only the real me would know?”

Synergy

Mostly because I have never heard it used correctly in the context of a copprate speech/talk.