30g, not educated. Just a guess.

No…wait, yes.

She was too young…

Danced with my girlfriend’s cousin, at a wedding reception. Girlfriend was already showing signs that she was done with me,and I was drinking double jack and cokes. We got into an argument and I decided I was going to walk home, 25 miles.

Reception was at a golf club. I woke up on one of the greens, a few hours after I left. Only made it a half mile away from the clubhouse.

Dropped my neck tie, phone and a pocket of change. Someone turned in my phone and tie…

Girlfriend and I didn’t make it two more weeks.