Because it reminds me of forums to have one. No other reason

We still have that lmao

They’re getting bugs and keeping em in matchboxes, making them get on sticks and fight each other like Pokémon. It’s brutal out there man, kids these days are tougher than us

So good

I looked at it and felt like it was so specific that if you’d ever met me you’d know who had written it. Beyond that there was no value in sharing, so it wasn’t worth the chance of being recognised.

That’s the softest. Just the weakest. Disreputably fragile. The secondhand shame is radioactive, I need iodine. I can’t even cringe because my face went numb.

Robots that sow kelp and kill zombie urchins

A fun writing exercise. I won’t be posting what I wrote for privacy reasons, but just saying thanks for the nudge I needed to introspect after a really weird week.

That would be a win. I think they’re currently angling for more nuclear energy. Because of course.

I’m afraid I can only give partial credit, my grading rubric required a mention of “purchasing power”.

Part of what makes me so annoyed is that there’s no realistic scenario I can think of that would feel like a good outcome.

Emphasis on realistic, before anyone describes some insane turn of events.

A ritual excommunication? I wish we had a transcript. Were you abjured?

I think you’re reading some things into what I said to make it magical, but it’s not important. I’m just ideating because you got me excited about an idea.

What about a subtler zombie pathogen that merely rewires your brain to make you allergic to everything but meat. It would have longer to spread, and the increase in consumption would probably cause a general environmental collapse.

You’d have aspects of cannibalism, societal collapse, and dramatic infection deceit scenes and nobody would ever look like a zombie.

People would have to publicly eat plants to prove they’re not zombies to enter secure areas. Remember the time Arby’s made a fake carrot that was made of meat? They called it a megetable. That’s real. What if the infected wormed their way into the food industry and started mislabeling things to muddy the waters due to social stigma?

Scientific zombies wouldn’t necessarily look dead, and a real version would be way less overt.

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Signs you work in a bullshit email job.