There’s an old phrase “playing coy” that means this.

I know! I would love that job. I have zero fear of heights and an intense urge to get as far away from people as possible. 🤣

Indeed. Although electrician is a broad category. My first thought was a lineman.

Electricians often have to crawl in crawlspaces under homes and in attics.

The trend seems to be hiding heating units so they’re out of sight.

A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

Also, this is 2025. Who still has exclusively a land line?

Could you call them with Skype?

Signal?

Suicide.

I have no desire to live in a world without modern amenities and technology.

My glasses are strong enough that they caught my book on fire.

I have to wear a hat or sit in the shade if I’m reading in full sun.

I worked in Indiana, and actually got to see that dude with the Romney campaign logo on his face.