Oy. He’s like the Sam of the dark tower series. Roland gets his bacon saved by that precious little billy bumbler.

E: ducking autocorrupt is going ham today

About 2 bushels and a peck.

“I see yer mother’s been tellin’ ya stories about me ag’in, boy!”

No chocolate lagoon love? Nobody wants a sample of my pasta?

Reading comprehension. Not a day goes by where i don’t see someone respond to a comment that they clearly did not understand completely.

But do wiz on the electric fence.

Can’t watch out; they gots m’eyes!

I just laminated a bunch of cards that say Wile E. Coyote; Super Genius and hand them out. Saves time.

E: ducking autocorrupt