We once narrowly avoided something like that because the owner of the place had overheard that our friend who puked under the table had just got dumped by his gf. She was very chill about it, just asked us to get him home and maybe stop him one drink earlier the next time we were coming.

Some bar in Amsterdam. We were there for a Bachelor’s party/trip, it wasn’t even that late at night but two guys in our group were already drunk to the point of half falling asleep and kept dropping their drinks on the floor. The waitress warned us the second time and kicked us all out the third or fourth time it happened. When we all got outside, one of the two jerks had the nerve to ask “What happened? Did we just get kicked out? Why? Couldn’t they have at least warned us first?”

Til Schweiger and Kristen Stewart, they each know exactly one facial expression.