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2 days agoWinter. I’ve never handled the heat well and it feels like there’s always something I’m allergic to during the rest of the year, so I’ve never really been an outdoorsy guy. But there really is something special about being by yourself in the woods on a sunny winter day. Most of the animals have either migrated or hibernated, and the snow completely absorbs the noises from the outside world. It’s honestly kinda magical, just getting to appreciate the cold stillness of the world, with the only sounds being the gentle crunch of snow under your feet and trees rustling in the breeze. It feels like taking a glimpse into a world before sentient life existed. Or after sentient life existed.
God, I love winter.
Can confirm, I’ve used them a few times. It’s always best to go clean for as long as possible before getting tested, but I’ve had success with as little as 3 days notice.
People often think these products are scams because they’re marketed like woo medicine. But that’s because they have to be, they legally can’t just put “THIS IS SO YOUR STONER ASS CAN PASS A DRUG TEST” on the label, so they have to sell it as a BS “cleanse”.
I’ve only had a few people ever tell me that they didn’t get it to work. But, those were people who I probably wouldn’t trust to follow the directions printed on a bottle, in the first place. Just stay clean for a few days and follow the instructions exactly as they’re written, and it’ll work out, in my experience.
Worst case scenario is that you’ll have a “dilute” result and will need to re-test a few days later. Do the same process the second time, and chances are you’ll come out as dilute again. Generally, if you test as dilute twice in a row, they assume that’s just your normal baseline and it’s considered a pass. I’ve never heard of anybody coming back dilute twice and ever needing a third test, nor have I heard of anybody failing a test over dilute results.