“Please give us 5 stars and then you will receive 10% off”

Me, voting “3 stars. Product good but company said I’ll get 10% off if I rate it with 5 stars”

• Don’t be an asshole

• everyone just wants to be happy

• don’t be a burden to anyone

• look before crossing the streets

• always assume a bad driver has a reason for this behavior

• wipe front to back

• if you can do it right now, do it

• always assume everyone around you is smearier than you yourself

• don’t take the blame for everything, but offer to help fixing it

• if you’re serving anything, always take the different thing or the worst looking thing for yourself