A pharmaceutical salesman who is secretly a CIA agent

Imterdimensional crime boss, day 1. Two of yourself means you have a rock solid alibi at all times. How could I have possibly committed a crime while I’m at the DMV renewing my license? Even if I’m caught on camera I dgaf. He ain’t me. Don’t need to run from the cops if you can portal to a different universe. All you need to do is to figure out one good crime and repeat for literal infinite profit.