A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once - all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
― Mark Twain

Faux outrage?

Do you count audio books as reading?

The 3-leaf clover has religious/national significance in Ireland—there’s a legend about St. Patrick using it to demonstrate the unity of the Christian trinity.

Does my doppelgänger go to my workplace and do my job?

If he doesn’t, there’s your answer.

If he does, I’ll leave him to it and go read a book in the park.

But even landlords need to at least give notice before they can legally enter.

That and Magnolia.

Whether apple stems are perpendicular or parallel to the surface of the fruit.