oh come on, you’re an old man, you know kids can be cruel :P
why do i feel like your name is brian? maybe that’s just a bit of my childhood peeking through. we had this one friend in my group when we were teenagers that was 28. he was awesome, and he fully embraced the cringe. drove a 90s chevy f150. chopped it, threw a camper on the bed, and painted it krusty cough syrup purple. had a bunch of subwoofers and drove around banging master p and metallica. got a full-color tattoo of Taz. miss that brian.
the 90s were a different time, and he was a friend from church. nothing creepy - he was a mentor, not a creep. he was the guy who told you not to drink all those wine coolers. i did anyways, and i got a horrible stomach ache and spent the night in the fetal position. he was wise.
hey, fuck you!
You probably would, you simulated schooner
BOOM! what’s that? just some asshole in the internet :P
me IRL :(
At least you’re actually old. I got this name from some 18-year-olds that I used to play Modern Warfare with when I was 21 :-/
oh come on, you’re an old man, you know kids can be cruel :P
why do i feel like your name is brian? maybe that’s just a bit of my childhood peeking through. we had this one friend in my group when we were teenagers that was 28. he was awesome, and he fully embraced the cringe. drove a 90s chevy f150. chopped it, threw a camper on the bed, and painted it krusty cough syrup purple. had a bunch of subwoofers and drove around banging master p and metallica. got a full-color tattoo of Taz. miss that brian.
I have a good friend named Brian, but my name is Tim.
28 seems a little old to be hanging out with teens, but I married a 27y/o when I was 17 so what do I know?
I do like subwoofers.
the 90s were a different time, and he was a friend from church. nothing creepy - he was a mentor, not a creep. he was the guy who told you not to drink all those wine coolers. i did anyways, and i got a horrible stomach ache and spent the night in the fetal position. he was wise.
And now the universe is balanced again.
And now I’m proud of you for not referencing The Avengers