The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-215 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-215 days agomessage-square26linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 days agoHim: I can make you orgasm without touching you. Me: bullshit, prove it Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
minus-square🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoThe fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
minus-squareThe Giant Korean@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoRight? I have questions.
minus-square🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoWhere do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
minus-squarewhaleross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoBring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
minus-squareMain@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 days agoLearn to sense yourself to better sense others.
minus-squarecows_are_underrated@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoJoy over IP? How is that supposed to work?
minus-squarebacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 days agoNo Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.
Him: I can make you orgasm without touching you.
Me: bullshit, prove it
Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
The fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
Right? I have questions.
Where do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
Bring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
Learn to sense yourself to better sense others.
My guess is JOI…
Joy over IP? How is that supposed to work?
No Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.