A) Nothing, just totally naked
B) What you’re wearing and anything you carry with you (even if you’re not carrying it right now) like a bag
C) What you’re wearing, what you carry with you, and the contents of your home (it will be teleported within a few hundred metres on the surface in an accessible location, but obviously won’t be connected to any services like electricity or water)
I speak Spanish so I would be fine
The first Spanish speaker to step foot in the area now known as Peru didn’t happen until 1513, 200 years after this hypothetical arrival date for you.
Do you speak Quecha?
Yep, that’s the joke
Lol, /s is your friend I think.
Aléjate de mí con eso
Either I’m whooshed so hard I’m in a new reality or it just simply wasn’t particularly funny
I was mildly amused.
I think the important part for you would be, “In the 1300s…”